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30 Day Breakfast Club Challenge. Day Twelve. What's your favourite quote?

  Oh man. There are so many great quotes in this movie. And so many are still "relevant." How can I choose just one?

1. Bender: “You’re a neomaxizoomdweebie.”
2. Bender: “Eat. My. Shorts.”
3. Bender: “Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?”
4. Bender: “Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.”
5. Mr. Vernon: “Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.”
6. Andrew: “We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”
7. Bender: “So, it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social.”
8. Andrew: “I didn’t dump my purse out on the couch and invite everyone into my problems.”
9. Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
   Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
   Bender: No.
   Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
   Bender: So?
   Vernon: That's another one right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step. You want another one?
   Bender: Yes.
   Vernon: You got it! You got another one right there! That's another one pal! 
   
10. Bender: “Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?”Brian: “Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.”
11. Bender: “You won’t accept a guy’s tongue in your mouth, and you’re going to eat that?”Claire: “Can I eat?”Bender: “I don’t know. Give it a try.”
12. Mr. Vernon: “The next time I have to come in here, I’m crackin’ skulls.”
13. Bender: “You keep eating your hand, and you’re not gonna be hungry for lunch…”
14. Andrew: “Just you and me. Two hits…me hitting you, you hitting the floor.”
15. Brian: “Are you gonna be, like, a shopping bag lady?”
16. Bender: “Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried.”
17. Richard Vernon: What did you wanna be when you were young?
    Carl: When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.
    Richard Vernon: Carl, don't be a goof. I'm making a serious point here. 
    
18. Bender: “That man... is a brownie hound.”
19. Bender: “You know how you said before, how your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?”
20. Brian: “Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.”

UGH.

Hey Mr. Right can you be right now?

Seriously why is everyone I know hooking up. Soon I'm going to be blasting Kelly Clarkson on my car stereo. 'Oh, no, I do not hook up, up. I go slow.'

Amen?

And babies? Another person I know is going to have a baby.

And weddings. I know 3 people my age-ish who are practically engaged. Probably more. Bahhhhhhh.

God help me.

Or at least leave this emptiness in the snow and fill it with yourself! I don't want love if its lust or love if its not forever. I want to do everything right once. Because I've been through enough not to want to go through it twice and come out alive on the other side. Keep my eyes focused on you and your will for me. Take away this want and help me feel genuine happiness for these people. Not contempt. Jesus you need to be the center of it all and that's where I need to aim when I fall. Your love not something the world slaps a label on and tells me I need to have and show and be. This is for you in me. Amen.

"Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?"
- Morgan Freeman, Evan Almighty (via anniesheart)

Grape Juice

When life give you lemons you can do a few things:

• Make lemonade
• Throw them away
• Suck on them

Or

• Squirt them in your enemies eyes
  

Amazing Posts!

1. Never be awful to anyone, that person you were awful to may teach you the most.
2. Always remember...you are a somebody, God didn't take the time to create a nobody.
3. Always smile, you never know whose day you might be making.
4. Never 'forget' to say hi to anyone, never miss the chance to laugh or smile, never get too caught up in yourself that you forget to help others.
5. Never forget that you aren't the only one with problems, and most of all...never forget that when you feel like you only have one friend, that friend will remind you of all the others.
6. If you forget about all the bad things in life, the good will take over.
7. If fear is staring you in the face, close your eyes so you don't have to look at it.
8. Be yourself, you can't be anyone else...The best you can be is you!

   (via this post)
   

“ …it’s okay to not be the girl who parties too much and sleeps around; it’s okay to be the girl who wants something solid. I believe in that. ” - Kelly Clarkson (via tellmetonight) (via delicious-ambiguity)

“ Sometimes when our friends ask us if we’re okay, we tend to lie, because we know that telling them the whole story is just going to break our heart once more. So we might as well just lie and say we’re fine. ” - (via runawaytrain)

“ I’m sick of meeting all the wrong people. I’m sick of being lead on to believe it could be right. I’m sick of being told “lets just be friends.” I’m sick of people saying “it’s going to happen” when nothing happens in the end. Its not that I’m impatient, but really, just when will I meet the one who’s truly meant for me, and who wants to be with me as much as i want to be with him? ” - (via runawaytrain)

“ Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other? ” - Morgan Freeman, Evan Almighty (via anniesheart)

Friendsssssss

• A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
  
  Arthur Brisbane, "The Book of Today"
  
  

• Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
  
  Czech Proverb
  
  

• You're supposed to trust friends. You have no reason to be his friend? That is part of the pleasure of friendship: trusting without absolute evidence and then being rewarded for that trust.
  
  David Shore, House M.D., Not Cancer, 2008
  
  

• Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.

Jay Leno (1950 - )

• It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.

Marlene Dietrich (1901 - 1992)

• Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.

Randy K. Miholland, Something Positive Comic, 11-07-05

• The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 09-07-06

• A man should keep his friendships in constant repair.

Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

• Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow, Just walk beside me and be my friend.

Unknown, (often attributed to Albert Camus)

• I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

Walt Whitman (1819 - 1892)

i found this and like it enough to put it on my blog...

Love isn’t about the romantic nights or gifts.
It isn’t about fireworks going off around you when you have that first, real, kiss.
Love isn’t about kissing in the rain and dancing beneath the stars.
It isn’t about the big moments or the big surprises.
Love is not a fairytale.
Love is about still having the butterflies after years.
It’s about the second looks and laying in bed wide awake, all night,
because you can’t go to sleep mad at each other.
It’s about being willing to sacrifice, literally, everything for someone,
just because you care so deeply for them.
It’s not about buying them gifts, but it’s about leaving them little presents here and there,
just to remind them that you are constantly thinking about them.
Love is about all of the little things, that add up to really big things.
Love is rare and special, but should not be treated as if it will break.
Love needs to be thrown around and beat up a little bit, worn in, but not worn down.
Love needs to be a comfortable feeling, a place to go when no one else in the world can relate.
A safe place, where you know that no matter how ugly you look or how angry you are,
you will still be… loved.