The more [x]'s the dumber you are.
Be completely Honest!
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree.
[ ] It Is possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
[X] You just looked at it
[X] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class.
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.
[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ ] The word "umm" is used many times a day.