Saturday, 28 June 2008

Do You Feel?

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Wednesday, 25 June 2008

Sigh

I felt my stomach drop
And I felt sick
And I got goosebumps
After reading that

Because I know parts are true.
But the other half, I wish you were here
So I could actually tell you.

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

Oh My

What a Laugh! Some of these are hilarious to read.
(INSTRUCTIONS AT THE BOTTOM!)

Dear Nicole,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it that night when I tripped on sesame seeds under the bus. I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant.

I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

I'm returning the pictures of LA to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory.
You should also know that I always will remember a new life as a clone.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Beth


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You do it like this:

Dear (the person who last msged you).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it that night ___2___ ___3___. I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.
You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - The first of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - my kid rock collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That you have never noticed it
Over joyous- That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - Your socks
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Always have loved having you as a friend
I/J - Never openly mocked
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Your collection of Barbie Dolls
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go and milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - buzz off now
France - In pain

Friday, 6 June 2008

Feels Like

I feel like everyone I've known is suddenly
lying to me,
forgetting me,
ignoring me, or
staring at me like I'm some sort of freak.

I just want to lock myself away right now. I really don't think you know.

So broken.
So cold.

I'm glad its the weekend so I don't have to go back to school tomorrow. Today was bad. And that I'm working tonight. It's almost better than being here. I just want to jump in a car and drive and drive and drive. Good thing I'm not working tomorrow or Sunday. I just want to stay in bed all day. Then I want to enjoy Sunday afternoon with Curtis because at least he'll cheer me up a lot and I have so much I want to talk to him about. And I thank God for Aurora. Even if she didn't understand she still cared. And for placing her there when I don't think I could have made it.

Wednesday, 4 June 2008

Almost

So close to the end!

Nine days of classes followed by two days of exams over a two week period. FINALLY.
Summertime!!!!!! Here I come to enjoyyyy yooooooou!